random conversation I had with a friend in LA
her: I think I'm some sort of deviant
me: how so?
her: I was with [omitted] last night and I loved it when he bit my nipples, hard
me: you found a biter? can I borrow him? hahahaha...... dammit why have I never found one
her: haha if you want to make the drive
me: you kiddin? I don't want to be the guest star... send him up!
her: guest star?
me: oh... I thought you wanted to share share
her: hell no, he had a hard enough time going between my two, I don't need your competition
me: it's not really good competition, yours are massive compared to my azn sized ones
her: well it still would split his attention
me: that's true... I guess the ratio should be the other way around
her: exactly, and I thought your new goal in life is to be double stuffed
me: you've got a pretty good point there.... hahahaha.... that reminds me of clerks.... chinese finger cuffs
her: Yeah, that will be your new name when that happens
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