Survey thing...

You wake up hungover, what do you do?
-- I never get hangovers, never. But then again I'm not oppose to some menudo.

You go to Taco Bell, what do you order?
-- crunch wrap supreme with fire sauce

You spontaneously decide to take a road trip where do you go?
-- vegas baby, vegas.

You are reading on the toilet, what book/magazine is it?
-- WSJ/New Yorker/The Economist.... I'm not being a snob... go check my bathroom.

You dress up for halloween, what superhero are you?
-- the bowler? hahaha.... makes me want to watch mystery men

You sign on to myspace, what do you do first?
-- check comments/messages/blogs

You look in the mirror, how are you lookin these days?
-- friggin pale... that's what I get for sleeping only 2 hours at a time

You're making out and put on a record, whats your go to record?
-- The Eagles

You're watching Star Wars, do you ever root for the empire?
-- Never... they're all a bunch of assholes... oh wait.. that's Spaceballs... uh... HAN SHOT FIRST! *turns and run*

You're in the middle of a circle pit and you drop your cell phone next to the burliest dude with his shirt off doing the fat guy mosh, what do you do?
-- Use my ninja slithering skills to retrieve my lifeline

You are grillin in the backyard, what kind of sauce do you use?
-- Something I whipped up the night before containing very high alcohol content.

You go to atlantic city for the weekend, wheres the first spot you hit?
-- Ceasars Palace

You're at the bar, and they are out of your regular beverage, what do you drink next?
-- If I'm there for the beer, then it's probably beer all the way... I mean pitchers of it. Else in this order when available: Cosmo, margarita, margarita... margarita... something something.... some shooters.... AMF... *plop*

You meet John Leguizamo, and he's wearing the fat clown costume from spawn, do you fight him?
-- Oh hell no, I'll probably give him a kiss.

You show up to court for a misdemeanor and it turns out to be night-court (the TV show), what crazy circumstance will set you free?
-- Come on now... that's a easy one... it'll have something to do with Dan ;P

You are raising money for an orphanage and somebody steals it, do you call the A-team, or Macguyver?
-- THE A-TEAM! geez... i pity da fool who stole it

Your back is totally sunburned and you have no aloe, how do you sleep?
-- take my slave boy out of the closet, hand him a bottle of body oil, and have him reapply all night long

You are in a convertable at a red light, and all the sudden a Saab full of German bikini models rolls up next to you and is blasting Du-Hast, what do you say to them?
-- hahaha... Du-Hast... chances are we're playing the same song

You go to an asian resturant, what do you order?
-- you do not want to get me started...

You are going to eat a cheese steak, where do you go?
-- uh.. philly

You wake up and you are living in the video game Mike Tyson's punch out, whitch boxer are you facing?
-- uh no

The Smiths are playing Cure songs, and the Cure are Playing Smiths songs at opposite venues the same night, which band do you go to see?
-- don't much care

Your mom gives you a hundred dollar grocery store card, what do you spend it on?
-- refer to my last trader joe's reciept

Michael Jackson shows up at your next birthday party, do you welcome him in?
-- hellz yeah... right after I hide the kiddies

You are drinking a Rolling Rock beer, cause it's the only beer left, and somebody that you were going to make out with makes fun of you for it, what do you do?
-- Tell him it tastes different post consumption and offer a taste

Your girlfriend gets kidnapped by the Shadows, and you are going to save her Double Dragon style, who's your other dragon?
-- yeah, not worth my time

You wake up to find Bret Michaels from Poison in bed with you wearing a leather thong, how do you get him outta the house, and more importantly how do you cover that shit up?
-- How exactly do you cover that shit up anyway, we are talking about Bret Michaels.

You are on an old fashioned boat, would you rather have Captain Hook, Captain Ahab, or Captain Ron?
-- hahaha... Captain Ron fo sho!

The Rolling Stones are eating french fries at Fudruckers and you are getting them condiments, what condiments do you get them?
-- tobasco

Godzilla and Mothra are hanging out at a bar, when Chuck Norris and Clint Eastwood walk in and call them out, who's side do you take?
-- That's a no-brainer... nobody touches Chuck Norris, no one.