I've Never

( ) I've never been drunk

(x) I've never smoked pot

( ) I've never kissed a member of the opposite sex

(x) I've never kissed a member of the same sex

(x) I've never crashed a friend's car

(x) I've never been to Japan

( ) I've never been in a taxi

( ) I've never been in love

( ) I've never been dumped

( ) I've never failed a grade

(x) I've never shoplifted

(x) I've never been fired

(x) I've never been in a fist fight

( ) I've never snuck out of my parent's house

( ) I've never been tied up

( ) I've never regretted having sex with someone

(x) I've never been arrested

( ) I've never had sex in a public place

(x) I've never made out with a stranger

(x) I've never stolen something from my job

(x) I've never celebrated New Years in Time Square

(x) I've never had V.D.

(x) I've never gone on a blind date

( ) I've never lied to a friend

( ) I've never had a crush on a teacher

(x) I've never celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans

( ) I've never been to Europe

(x) I've never dated anyone 15 years older than me

(x) I've never been to Antarctica

( ) I've never skipped school

(x) I've never slept with a co-worker

(x) I've never been married

(x) I've never been divorced

( ) I've never posed nude.

(x) I've never O.D.'d -on anything-

(x) I've never beat up a retard

( ) I've never thrown up in a bar

(x) I've never woke up not knowing where I was

( ) I've never eaten sushi

(x) I've never had a pet monkey

(x) I've never been snowboarding

( ) I've never flashed anyone